I think I thought of everything once but I forgot to write it down.
by Mark on Feb.04, 2010, under Uncategorized
Fourteen yellowish gophers went fishing on Monday.
One of them fell in and was never seen again. The other thirteen went to a bar and got drunk. On the way home they hit a groundhog killing it instantly.
Since the groundhog was dead, the people of Punxsutawney hired an imposter instead.
Are you still reading this? I can’t believe it. Its a story about a dead rodent. Sicko.
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