Inane Dribble

Every once in a while I hope to post something useful, meaningful, or at least not complete BS.

This…is…not…that….day.

Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb’s in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
”Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb’s came out.”
“Suzy,” Grandma said. “I know you’ve been eating cookie dough. Sit down.” Then Jill came down and said ”Grandma, I went poo and there were bb’s in it.”
“Jill, I know you’ve been eating cookie dough. Sit down.” About five minutes later little Billy came.
”Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!”

Nothing to say but HAHAHAHAHAHA

I am starting to get excited for Christmas!!!! (Finally)

Here is a little cheer for you!

Sometimes I am glad I am not a Californian. Oh wait, I live in Utah…

Cerra reminded me (via her blog) about ElfYourself.

And who says the Thompson men can’t dance?

And in case you ever wonder what we do on Satrday night…

Have a great day!

The guys over at LoadingReadyRun are damn funny.
I don’t think I have ever posted one of their videos before because I don’t know that their humor translates to general audiences. (Although it is clean for the most part)
They are currently doing a charity event. If you want to check out their website, check out their website.
Here is one of their videos…

And this one is too good to pass up.

On of my earliest, and fondest, memories is of watching Star Trek with my dad as we ate dinner. (This is before he got married, so TV trays and dinner ala Star Trek were still ok)
In my “more adult” days, I have grown fond of Monty Python.
Imagine my glee when Wil Wheaton posted this wonderful YouTube video.

Mmmm, tasty.

Like this:
Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
“What’s the matter, Mr. President?” The Vice President inquired.
“Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!” The President beamed.
“How long did it take you?”
“Well, the box said ’3 to 5 Years’ but I did it in a month!”

Or how about this:
Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it’s conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Or maybe:
Q: What’s George Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade?
A: He really doesn’t care how people get out of New Orleans.

And, of course, this:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

The topper:

I wish I could write captions for the news.

Have a good day everyone!

So Maxine and I are sitting around talking, which is our favorite past time.
I came up with a great idea.

When I die, I want to be cremated.
Then, I want the urn buried in a hole.
My tombstone should read:
Here lies Mark,
The ash-hole.

Damn, I think that is sooo funny.